Early Retirement
Save me from the cruel real world - Help me retire and enjoy the good lifeI’ve worked hard all my life to get into college, but now that I’m here, I see the rocky path before me, and know that there’s only one way out: to get you to support my life without the drudgery of a real job. Don’t worry, I lead a very Spartan existence (beer, pizza) and only need the bare essentials (e.g. new laptop, ipod and nice car) in order to survive. Your money will not only help me to stop and smell the roses, but it will also help me take things easy in my journey of self-discovery. Don’t for a minute think that you’re supporting some lazy couch potato. I just need time to focus on more spiritual matters, and so I need space and a little financial assistance. All those who donate are welcome to join me in my mom’s basement for an evening of meditation once my target is reached…as long as you bring something to eat or drink.
Topic -> Make Me Rich
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only bc i missed your birthday, not bc i want to support your slacker lifestyle
Adam
Dude, if it doesn't work out, there's always room in my basement
curtis
Hope you'll support my causes too.
Brett
Joel wants to know if you'll let him borrow your car???
Anonymous
sean you're a lazy a$$
Anonymous
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